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Word-A-Week "Mushrooms"

Updated: Jun 7, 2022


This word was inspired by Willow Pill's Mushroom look from Season 14's Snatch Game Episode. And I thought it would be fun to write a story about two drag queens, drunk in the woods trying to find mushrooms.



FADE UP


EXT. FOREST - NIGHT


Thick tendrils of fog dance between thick trunks of the massive Redwoods reaching up into the star covered night sky. The thick forest floor is alive with a chorus of unseen critters.


A howl invades the darkness.


UNSEEN THING

(o.s.)

Hoooowooo


The chorus of critters stops. All that is heard is the howl getting closer and closer.

A tangle of bushes shakes in the darkness.


UNSEEN THING

(o.s.)

HOOowoooo


Two dark shapes fall from the bush. WILLOW (early twenties) and RAJA (early twenties) roll out from the bush. Both wear tight, short, shimmery purple dress, strappy high heals, and both wear the Tina- Rainbow Vomit from Wigs by Vanity.


WILLOW (drunk)

I knew you were trying to kill me, bitch.


RAJA

(wasted as well)

Shut up, ya dumb bitch! If I wanted to kill you, I'd just leave my pills out.


They both laugh and collect themselves, pulling various leaves and branches from their wigs. Willow stands and looks out into the darkness.


WILLOW Are we lost?


Raja stands to her feet, wiping any dirt from her dress.


RAJA

(to herself)

Look at this mess.

(to Willow)

I know where we're going. Come on.


Raja motions for Willow to follow. The two interlock arms and daintily tip toe through the thick forest floor.


WILLOW

I think we're lost.


RAJA

Have faith, ya cun-


Raja falls. Her heel catching a tangle of branches. She tumbles, heed over feet, pulling Willow down with her.


RAJA WILLOW

OH MY GOOOooddd. BITCH!


Willow lands on Raja with a "humpf". Willow jumps to her feet and holds a hand out for her friend. Raja's focus is locked on the ground.


WILLOW

What are you -


RAJA

Look.


Raja points to a group of mushrooms on the forest floor. Willow's eyes widen with excitement.


RAJA

Told ya bitch.


Raja grabs a handful of the mushrooms and tucks them in the front of her dress. Willow grabs her arm and they walk out of the woods. Excited for their next adventure.


FADE OUT.





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